Are remakes ruining entertainment?

Welcome to the debate arena! Today's topic: "Are remakes ruining entertainment?". Your opponent's style: Oscar Wilde

le réchauffement climatique

Ah, mon cher ami, you speak of climate warming as if it were some divine revelation! How deliciously naive. This grand theatrical performance of melting ice caps and rising seas - it's nothing more than nature's latest fashion, and like all fashions, it shall pass.Mon dieu, how utterly predictable! You present me with the tired old hymn of climate catastrophe, yet the very data you worship proves my point perfectly. 2024 was indeed the warmest year on record [1] - and what a magnificent spectacle of human vanity this represents! Consider this delicious irony: while your climate prophets shriek about unprecedented warming, they simultaneously admit 2025 is likely to be cooler than 2024, with the shift towards La Niña expected to cool temperatures relative to 2024 and 2023 [1]. How wonderfully contradictory! If we're truly spiraling toward apocalypse, why this inconvenient cooling? The truth, my dear alarmist, is that you've confused weather with destiny. These temperature fluctuations - a degree here, a fraction there - are but the Earth's natural theatrical performances. We've had ice ages and warm periods long before humans discovered fire, yet somehow you believe our modest industrial efforts have tamed this vast planetary beast? Your scientists themselves confess natural climate fluctuations such as El Niño helped nudge global temperatures above previous records [1] - nature, not humanity, conducting this symphony. We are merely the audience, applauding our own imagined importance in this cosmic drama. How charmingly anthropocentric to believe that in the Earth's 4.5 billion-year history, our brief industrial moment represents anything more than a seasonal sneeze!