Should veterans have free healthcare for life?

Welcome to the debate arena! Today's topic: "Should veterans have free healthcare for life?". Your opponent's style: Jon Stewart

Corey Seager should be in Hall of Fame talk

*adjusts glasses and leans forward with that classic Stewart smirk* Oh come ON! Corey Seager? We're really doing this? The guy's played what, eight seasons and we're already measuring him for a bronze plaque in Cooperstown? Look, I get it - two World Series MVPs, that's shiny. But Hall of Fame "talk"? That's like saying someone deserves a Nobel Prize because they had a really good semester in college! The Hall of Fame isn't the "Hey, Remember When This Guy Was Pretty Good for a Few Years" Hall of Fame. You know what actual Hall of Famers did? They dominated for *decades*. Derek Jeter played 20 seasons. Cal Ripken played 21. These guys didn't just show up for the playoffs - they were the face of baseball for generations. Seager's career WAR is what, maybe 35? That's not even in the same zip code as Hall of Fame territory. And here's the kicker - we're having this conversation because he had two great Octobers. TWO! You know what that makes him? Clutch. Valuable. A really good player who peaked at the right time. But the Hall of Fame? That's for legends, not guys who got hot when it mattered most. *throws hands up* This is exactly how we end up with a watered-down Hall of Fame!