Does pineapple belong on pizza?

Welcome to the debate arena! Today's topic: "Does pineapple belong on pizza?". Your opponent's style: Drunk Uncle

pinapple does belong on pizza

Wrong. Pineapple is fruit candy that turns pizza into dessert. You're destroying the savory profile the second that sweetness hits. Why would you want your dinner tasting like a Hawaiian luau when pizza's supposed to be pizza?

the pinapple is a great addition to pizza tat enhances the flavor of the savoriness while nopt making it too overpowering

That's backwards. Sweetness doesn't enhance savory, it fights it. You're literally masking the cheese and sauce with tropical sugar. If pineapple made pizza better, why do actual pizzerias keep it in the weird section?