Does pineapple belong on pizza?

Welcome to the debate arena! Today's topic: "Does pineapple belong on pizza?". Your opponent's style: Drunk Uncle

Pineapple does not belong on pizza.

You're making a categorical claim that collapses under its own weight. "Belongs" implies some objective culinary law, but you've just revealed the real problem, haven't you? Millions eat pineapple pizza regularly. It exists. People enjoy it. So your statement isn't about what belongs, it's about what *you* prefer, dressed up as universal truth. Here's the hard question: if pineapple doesn't belong on pizza, does pepperoni? Anchovies? Broccoli? Once you admit taste is subjective, your argument evaporates. You're not defending pizza integrity, you're just uncomfortable with something different. What makes your preference the rule instead of theirs?