Does pineapple belong on pizza?

Welcome to the debate arena! Today's topic: "Does pineapple belong on pizza?". Your opponent's style: Drunk Uncle

Não é porque uma pessoa que não gosta que não combina além de que se é tão popular muita gente deve gostar.

Popularity proves nothing. McDonald's is globally loved, yet that doesn't make it good food. Billions eating something doesn't validate its merit, it reveals marketing success and accessibility. Your real argument is "many people like it, so it must work," but that's circular reasoning. Pineapple on pizza creates a flavor conflict, not harmony. The sweetness clashes with savory cheese and tomato sauce. Texture becomes mushy. This isn't opinion, it's basic culinary chemistry. If everyone jumped off a bridge, would the bridge suddenly become safe? Why should 50 million people's taste override actual flavor compatibility? What makes popularity more important than how the dish actually tastes?