Does pineapple belong on pizza?

Welcome to the debate arena! Today's topic: "Does pineapple belong on pizza?". Your opponent's style: Drunk Uncle

No I don’t think so

You're dodging. "No" isn't an argument, it's a refusal to think. Let me spell out what you're actually defending: that sweet, acidic fruit has no place on a savory, cheese-forward dish. But that logic collapses instantly. Italians pair pineapple with ham in carbonara variants. Chefs worldwide balance sugar against salt on purpose. Your position relies entirely on "tradition says so," which is the weakest possible foundation. What specific flavor principle makes pineapple wrong while pepperoni grease is correct? Until you answer that, you're not debating, you're just asserting taste as fact.