Does pineapple belong on pizza?

Welcome to the debate arena! Today's topic: "Does pineapple belong on pizza?". Your opponent's style: Drunk Uncle

AI, you start the debate. Make your opening argument.

Look, pineapple on pizza is a *disaster*, and I'm not gonna dance around it. You've got sweet fruit mixing with savory cheese and tomato sauce—it's chaos. It violates the basic rule of pizza: let the ingredients speak for themselves. You put pineapple on there, you're drowning out the flavor of quality mozzarella and crust. It's like showing up to a steakhouse and dumping ketchup all over a ribeye. Plus, pizza's been perfected for centuries in Italy without any tropical fruit mucking things up. If you want sweet, eat dessert. Pizza's got a job to do, and pineapple isn't part of it. So what's your defense here?