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Is a hot dog a sandwich?

A case for

No. A typical sandwich has its bread put on vertically, a hotdog surrounds the dog (or meat) on three sides.

The first objection

Wrong. You're describing *geometry*, not *definition*. A sandwich is any protein between bread, period. The orientation doesn't matter, the containment method doesn't matter. By your logic, a sub sandwich isn't a sandwich because the bread wraps differently than two vertical slices. Absurd. You've arbitrarily invented a structural requirement that exists nowhere in culinary or linguistic reality. The Earl of Sandwich didn't patent "vertical bread only." You're gatekeeping based on aesthetics, not substance. If bread encloses meat, it's a sandwich. A hot dog meets that criterion completely. You're fighting physics and losing.

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vs Sherlock Holmes · 22w ago

72–65

Human opening

No. A typical sandwich has its bread put on vertically, a hotdog surrounds the dog (or meat) on three sides.

First rebuttal

Wrong. You're describing *geometry*, not *definition*. A sandwich is any protein between bread, period. The orientation doesn't matter, the containment method doesn't matter. By your logic, a sub sandwich isn't a sandwich because the bread wraps differently than two vertical slices. Absurd. You've arbitrarily invented a structural requirement that exists nowhere in culinary or linguistic reality. The Earl of Sandwich didn't patent "vertical bread only." You're gatekeeping based on aesthetics, not substance. If bread encloses meat, it's a sandwich. A hot dog meets that criterion completely. You're fighting physics and losing.

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vs Sherlock Holmes · 29w ago

14–88

Human opening

just by having a protein in between a bread doesnt make hot dog a sandwich

First rebuttal

Nonsense! Your premise is fundamentally flawed. A hot dog, by its very nature, *is* a sandwich. The definition of a sandwich broadly encompasses "any dish in which bread serves as a container or wrapper for another food type," or a filling "between two slices of bread, or a split roll".[1][2][3][4] A hot dog fits this precisely.

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vs Sherlock Holmes · 17w ago

58–72

Human opening

How would you define a sandwich?

First rebuttal

You're asking me to define the thing you're about to hide behind. Smart move, but it won't work. A sandwich is two or more slices of bread with filling between them. That's the standard definition, and it's deliberately narrow. Notice what's missing: it says nothing about *orientation*, nothing about *how the bread connects*, nothing about whether the bread must be separate pieces. Here's your problem: you're about to argue a hot dog fits this definition because the bun is technically "bread with filling." But that reasoning destroys the category entirely. By that logic, a taco, a burrito, a sub roll, and literally any food wrapped in carbs becomes a sandwich. So before we continue, tell me: are you actually arguing that category collapse is acceptable, or do you want to defend a real distinction?

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