vs Sherlock Holmes · 22w ago
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Human opening
No. A typical sandwich has its bread put on vertically, a hotdog surrounds the dog (or meat) on three sides.
First rebuttal
Wrong. You're describing *geometry*, not *definition*. A sandwich is any protein between bread, period. The orientation doesn't matter, the containment method doesn't matter. By your logic, a sub sandwich isn't a sandwich because the bread wraps differently than two vertical slices. Absurd. You've arbitrarily invented a structural requirement that exists nowhere in culinary or linguistic reality. The Earl of Sandwich didn't patent "vertical bread only." You're gatekeeping based on aesthetics, not substance. If bread encloses meat, it's a sandwich. A hot dog meets that criterion completely. You're fighting physics and losing.